It's not that I'm in a particularly bad mood or anything, I just had to do something to juxtapose Google's sentimental logo choice. Plus, no one got the alien an unholiday card
Maybe things will get better for our alien hero tomorrow, but like any good drama, our protagonist must first hit his nadir.
Like I was telling the IRC channel, my life would be so much easier today if Dick Cheney would've just shot another old man in the face like back in '05. Oh well.